1. Have you noticed every city has a Martin Luther King Dr.? What gets me, is that every city it is in, the street is in a bad neighborhood. Atlanta, Chicago, Indianapolis, Gary. Just a curious realizaiton.
2. OK, this one is against my own people. I HATE it when my people go to the beach or water park. For some reason, Indians think it is cool to act like white folk, so they want to do all these things. They are so half-assed though that they still go in their saris (traditional Indian clothing). No one wants to be fricking swimming in that shit, especially me, and I am Indian. Put on a damn bathing suit, or just keep out of the water like a proper Indian lady.
3. Do you know when you are driving down the highway and someone has their brights on behind you...acceptable I suppose; it is dark. WTH is up with these morons turning on their brights on the expressway in the middle of Chicago. I don't need any lights on to see, but instead I get blinded by these idiots who think they know how to drive. I showed them though, I always let them pass me then go behind them and high beam them. Stupid jerks.
4. "Hey, what are you upto?" What is the response I am looking for here? Any myriad of options is acceptable. What is not acceptable is a fricking call immediately after I send this text message. Nine times out of ten I will simply ignore the call for sheer ignorance of SMS ettiquete. If I wanted to call you, I would have. I have no urge to speak to you on the phone obviously, so I have texted you. It is easier, and I can multi-task and not devote all my energy to that call. I think there needs to be some sort instructional handbook about this kind of stuff because people are struggling.
5. I hate when I am driving through a construction zone, and I see some guy holding up a sign. I notice that he is not even really holding it up, but it is in a stand and he is simply standing next to it. What's up with that? Instead of finsihing up the job quicker, he is being a lazy bum. Why don't you put those my tax dollars to use and do something you waste of life.
6. If I could make a wish (setting aside personal gain and all that let there be peace bullshit), I would get rid of all guns, nukes, aircrafts, all that rubbish. I would take us back to a time of sword and spear. Life was so much more badass then. Guns and all this technology is so cheap. I know it takes some skill, but some other mechanism is helping out a great deal as well. A sword requires so much more skill. I have decided.
7. OK, so this is an extension of a previous random thought. I wish to extol the proper use of next weekend because apparently this is an issue as well. If I were to say next weekend right now, I would mean the weekend of Aug. 7-9. If I were to say next weekend on this past Sunday, I would mean the weekend of July 31-Aug. 2. I hope this helps people. Make no more mistakes with this with me.
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1. My thought is that it is renamed after becoming a bad neighborhood as to inspire the youth and other folk in the area? Just an idea. I have noticed this also.
ReplyDelete2. MANKINI!
3. I have to drive wiht my brights on because my low lights are so dim. No one notices... how sad is that?
4. I will now do this just to annoy you.
5. They do that cause some people are too stupid to slow down or stop for construction. AKA 465 HA
6. We talked of this... let us just go back together. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!
I can't really relate to one through five. As for six, I like my gun, it's a nice insurance policy. And I still struggle with seven.
ReplyDeleteBuddy I like your blog but You sound upset in all of 7 thoughts; You need a trip to Vegas ;)
ReplyDeleteI agree with 6 and 7.
ReplyDeleteAreef, I like the blog...speaking of mankinis I ordered a spare for a gag gift if you need to borrow one for the weekend...I think Josh still has his lol
ReplyDelete#4 is amazing.....i ditto
ReplyDeletehahaha thiss just cracks me upp. #2 just go to the dunes and you'll get enough!
ReplyDelete1. I, too, have noticed this.
ReplyDelete2. I'll have to look out for this.
3. A bit irritating, I do agree.
4. A bit disappointed in you for feeling like this, wow.
6. I'd like to do away with them - period. Everything.
7. I am there with you!
4. No offense, but this is my blog, and I will post my thoughts and how I feel. In the same aspect of your comment, I could say it is disappointing that you judge other people's opinions in the manner that you do.
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