I started to type a serious post, but I will save that for another day and just post a fun post about stuff that I have noticed :-).
1. I HATE Sarah Jessica Parker. I have never seen a more annoying, ugly woman in my life. If I had the power to kill one person in the world, I would not hesitate to kill her. She is an atrocity to the human race. From her nose, to her man looks, to her sheer stupidity and NO talent. She had no right to breathe.
2. I have to put everything into hierarchies. It is just who I am. One hierarchy that I really do not think people appreciate is the hierarchy of soft drinks. If I ask for a Coke, I judge the restaurant or the person based on what they give me. At the top is the glass bottle. Nothing tops that. Following the glass bottle (which is obviously leagues ahead) is from the tap. The amount of fizz is amazing, and you cannot help but smile. Following that are cans and then a 2 Liter. Last the plastic bottle. You may ask why the plastic bottle is last and not the 2 Liter. True that the 2 Liter loses gas and goes flat quicker, but the size of the plastic bottle causes the drink inside to take on the the taste of plastic. It is atrocious.
3. The Willis Tower. "Hey guys, did you want to come up to Chicago, and we can go head over to the Willis Tower?" WTH, NO! I would not like to go to no Willis Tower. I am proud to be in Chicago. I love this city, but I have lost all respect for it when it did nothing when those British morons changed the Sears Tower's name to Willis Tower. The city of Chicago did nothing as these British terrorists committed blasphemy and took away Chicago's trademark. I hearby vow never to enter this building again until its RIGHTFUL name is restored.
4. My phone vibrates. I see I have a text from a number that I do not have in my phone. "Hey Areef! I was just seeing if you want to get together for lunch tomorrow?" DAMMIT! Why did I have to go through my phone and delete half my numbers because I was in a cynical mood. It seems like everytime I purge my phone, I get 2-3 texts from people asking to hang out. I don't know why I always screw myself over. I used to just be like "Oh, sorry I got a new phone, who is this?" This may seem like it would work, but after using it THREE times on the SAME person, I think they got the picture that I am lying lol. This is definitely a problem, and I have yet to find a solution to this issue. I wish cell phones had caller ID...
5. I have to use the bathroom really bad, so I pull into my garage and rush to the bathroom. I do the deed, and then I look and there is NO toilet paper. Who the hell uses the bathroom uses the toilet paper and does not replace it? They obviously knew that they used the last piece, because they have picked the cardboard roll so that it is clean like a bone. What is this world coming to when people are beginning to ignore bathroom ettiquette.
6. I hate when a friend asks me to go get something to eat and they ONLY order a salad or a soup. You asked me to go out, and I get this big meal because I am hungry, but now I look like a pig because all you got was a cup of soup. How about when you go to Starbucks with someone, and they get NOTHING! The waiter is probably thinking that this person obviously wants to get in and out and not be with this fat ass.
7. Do any of you remember SmarterChild? I went to IM him and talk to him the other day and much to my dismay, they SHUT HIM OFF! SmarterChild's brain was retired. I miss getting into arguments with him or just chatting about random things. Today was a sad day...
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5- i do thatt just to irratate my dad and alia haha
ReplyDelete6-i hate that cuz thenn you feel awkiii
7- he used to im me. i thought robots coldnt do thatt, he pissed me off mostt timess.
4-i hate when you dont put someones number in your phone cuz u dont like them and then you forget their number and whe they text you you say whose this when you've saying you havent answered their text cuz u never get them ahah <3
1- you started that withh me and alia freaked cuz she lovess sex in the cityy ahah a
1--There is worse. I HATE Gwen Stefani. I am SO MUCH HAPPIER now she's not on her own anymore. She was so damn annoying!!
ReplyDelete2--Agree. Except switch 2 liter and 20oz. The loss of fizz puts 2 liters WAY below all the others.
3--It will always be the Sears Tower to me, and I will alway refer to it as such. Next time I come up, I would like to see the Sears Tower. :)
4--Awful....
5--Annoying...
6--or when you let a small group know you'll be a bit late, and they order and eat before you and then you're stuck there eating your entire meal as they sit talking and watchin you?!
7--I do remember. I argued and tried to confuse him back in the day, but haven't tried talking to him since...lol
Okay last blog I'm going to comment on for today before ppl think I'm a total stalker. They're just so damn funny/true.
ReplyDelete#2 - Coolest thing ever. The other day at University Hotel for the honors college reception, I got a glass 12 oz sprite bottle. (they also had coke)
#3 - I'm pissed.
#5 - In your own home its the worst. Do they have no respect for you? Come on now nick, show your own brother some love.
#7 - I remember that bastard. I can honestly say my life has been better without him.