Random Thoughts Part IV

1. I hate when people mis-pronounce Fanta. Its wanta, Fanta, doncha wanta. The 'A' is short sounding not long sounding. It pisses me off when people say Fanta with the long A.

2. I refused to eat canned food. I know people call me spoiled, but it is not that it is below me. It just disgusts me. This food was processed and created together then individually shot into cans with machines. They were made in one of those disgusting factories and somehow lasts months. I know other food go through this process, but canned foods just disgust me the most. They also confuse me. No one told me that you have to add water to soup. I tried cooking a can of Cream of Chicken a while back, and I just plopped it in the can and turned the heat on. No one told me you had to add water, so I had a burnt glob of processed filth. Yuck.

3. I was at my cousin's house the other day, and I decided to eat some banana bread that they made. Later on my face started itching, and my breathing was heavy, and I had a high fever. Somehow I had become allergic to bananas. WTH. I have been eating bananas for years, and NOTHING has ever happened. Apparently my body just woke up that morning and decided hmmm I don't feel like eating bananas anymore so lets just cut that out. I am not happy.

4. I love driving on the expressway at like 70-80mph and having my arm out the window. It is so much fun pushing it against the wind. Its even more thrilling when its raining out and those drops are hitting your arm at 80mph. It feels like someone is sticking needles in your arm simultaneously all over. For some odd reason, I love the sensation though...

5. I am in the shower the other day, and I hear my phone ringing right outside. CRAP! Its the person that I have been trying to call all day trying to reach me. There is not much I can do with shampoo in my hair and my body lathered in soap. Of course once I get out of the shower and call them back, they do not answer, and I am stuck yet again. I think we really need shower phones. How many times have you been in the shower and wanted to answer the phone at the same time. I think this is a great idea.

6. Raised letters just fascinate me. I'm not talking about braille, but just letters or numbers that are raised. I think I have a problem because when I find something like this I cannot stop touching it. I am issues with touch to begin with. Even when I go shopping, I do not shop by look first. I walk through the racks and isles and feel every shirt without really looking at them. If I like the touch, then I will actually look at the shirt. Yeah, I know I have issues.

7. Do you know what one of the best sensations in the world is? Brushing your teeth RIGHT after you shower. You are dirty and you wash it off all clean, but it always makes me mouth feel like crap. I have actually taken my brush into the shower before and brushed in there because I am telling you there is no better feeling when youre body is all clean along with your mouth. I know it sounds stupid, but bring your brush into the shower before you judge.