Random Thoughts Part VI

1. One of my favorite feelings in the world is warm printed paper. I love printing several pages at a time when my hands or feet are cold because that I would just cover them with the paper. It is one of the single best feelings in the world. I am not going to lie, there were times in the USG Office when I would print 20 blank pages just so I could do this lol.

2. I hate it when people give me directions. Everyone always tries to one up each other acting like they are better because they know their way around. Instead of telling me to turn right onto Foster, what do these people tell me? Turn North on Foster. Or turn East down Woodfield. WTH does that mean?! I do not have a fricking compass in my hand to automatically know which direction I am in. I already have trouble with right and left, lets not bring North and South in as well...

3. I really hate when people give picture frames as gifts. I am not going to lie when I first get them I love them and think its pretty much the best gift ever, but in one year from now when I dislike you and have no wish to speak to you anymore, what do I do? I really like the frame, so I do not want to throw it away, but I just think there is something sacriligeous about putting someone else's picture inside a frame that someone else got you. I still have not found a solution to this problem...

4. I push the handicapped button, and I am awesome. I feel sorry for all you people who think it is being lazy. I think its actually the other way around where I am actually the smart one using my resources like a good leader. Why should I use my energy to open the door when a perfectly good mechanism is in place to do it for me.

5. OK, I have made my judgement about the Snuggie from the previous post. I decided I despise the Snuggie. It is stupid, and there is no way they are having that much fun in the Snuggie. They do not even look nice anyway.

6. I really hate having dreams about people I know. Especially when my dreams carry over to the real world. Whenever I have a dream about someone, and I am upset with them in the dream. I automatically get pissed at them in real life. I for some reason hold whatever they did to me in the dream against them. They shouldn't be messing up in the first place though.

7. So, it is nice sometimes running into people at the store that you have not seen in a while. You talk for a few minutes until it gets really awkward, so you make an excuse about how you need to go get something for your Mom or find her. You leave just to remember that you were in that aisle for a reason to grab some soap. Now you have to walk back in shame and say hi all over again, make it even more awkward, and then comtemplate about what a fool you looked like for days. FML.