Random Thoughts Part V

1. Rachel Ray is the devil. I might have to go back in a previous post and change Sarah Jessica Parker to Rachel Ray because I just forgot how much I despise this woman. First of the all the girl is ugly and fat. How is she going to be on a show promoting good eating if the only thing she is shoving in her face is fat and grease. I mean come on she is the spokesperson for Dunkin' Donuts...yeah Rachel good continuity there...And also she is stupid. She obviously cannot tell time. Her stupid 30 min. meals show is not 30 min. OK, sure she might fool you and say that it lasts 30 min., but she will randomly already have things prepared or cheat. She is a poison on the Food Network.

2. "I guess." This is my new most hated line. It annoys the crap out of me. You know when you are having a conversation with someone and trying to convince them of something and all they say is "I guess." They are not agreeing with you, they are simply using it as a tool to really say "No, you are utterly wrong, but I don't feel like dealing with this anymore, so I am going to end the subject." I see through their shenanigans.

3. I enjoy myself a good game of Yahoo Pool or Chess or even recently Scrabble. What really irks me though is when you are in the middle of a movie. Pretty much the move of the game, the move that people will remember, and all of a sudden Facebook pops up showing you have a new chat message with some idiot that you do not want to speak with. Too many games have been ruined from these people.

4. Do you ever get up in the morning or get home from work or school and are excited to check your e-mail. Maybe that e-mail youo sent out has a response or your friend or family sent you some nice words. You log on to see 10 new e-mails only to be dismayed that most of them are stupid advertisements. No I do not want to see the newest promotion from Amazon or Ticketmaster. I will come to your sites when I wish to purchase something. I have no interest in buying the 2nd season of WEEDS or Miley Cirius tickets. I need to find a way to get rid of these because no matter how many times I unsuscribe it comes back.

5. I am Lactose-Intolerant. What is up with all Easterners being lactose-intolerant though. Basically my whole family cannot drink milk or eat dairy products without having a painful night in the bathroom. I do not know what I did to deserve this punishment, but I really enjoy a tall, cool glass of milk with some cookies.

6. Every now and then a commercial comes around that you find funny or has a really nice catchy tune with it. Don't you hate though when there are two versions of the commericial, and only one version has your favorite part. Of course when you finally come across it while watching TV, it is the stupid shortened version. Life is so cruel sometimes.

7. In America people spend so much money and time going to tanning salons or going to the beach to get darker. Americans look at Indians and want to be dark like them. I just find it so weird because the darker you are in the Indian culture the more looked down upon you are. We want to be fairer while the Americans want to be darker.