Random Thoughts Part XIII

1. I go to class yesterday, and I decide to go pee before class. The door was locked, and everyone was waiting outside, so I had to take my stuff with me. I didn't take off my backpack, but I had a newspaper in my hand because we had to bring in articles every week. So I'm standing there peeing, and a guy comes and starts peeing next to me (first off WTF you are supposed to be to the most extreme distanced urinal available). My newspaper was wobbling on the edge and falls to the ground between us, I am mid-pee, so I could not do anything. The guy next to me apparently has a faster fliud movement rate and finished before me. He finishes peeing and does the shake test to make sure you know get all that urine on the edge out. Well when he did the test he had already stepped back a bit, and two drops of urine dropped onto my newspaper...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!

2. I absolutely hate putting clothes on when I am wet. Dripping wet is a given, but if my skin is still damp from the shower, I still cannot stand it. I must have at least 20 min. after the shower to air dry my skin, because no towel can get rid of that moisture. If this is not done, I will literally be a mess all day.

3. I love scalding hot showers. I like to have my skin turn bright red and have me on the verge of screaming. It feels amazing. It is even better coming in from the cold and doing it.

4. You know what happened to me the other day. My Mom had brought home a pack of Reese's for me to eat. I am doing homework and not paying too much attention. I take off the wrapper and throw the morsel into my mouth. Much to my dismay, there was still a wrapper on the damn thing! The blasted Hershey's company had put two wrappers on the stupid candy. I promptly spit it out and threw it away. What a damn shame.

5. I cannot stand Owen Wilson's nose. I understand that some people have physical abnormalities. I understand. There is NO reason though that a man of such fame and money should have a nose like that. Why does he not invest in getting rid of that thing. It does not build character, and no one is attracted to that obstruction. I find it hard to believe no one has told him that he looks like a fugly dumbass with it.

6. So, I have a problem. I randomly bleed. I take off my shirt to shower, and the back of my shirt is covered in blood. I go to scratch my leg for the first time, and my hand retreats with blood trickling all over them. I have the stigmata I have decided. I cannot explain it, nor do I understand it. I also do not know whether to be freaked out or impressed with my new ability.

7. This girl in my class is always complaining how the government is screwing her and that she has no money. Funnily enough, she has a Coach purse, Dolce and Gabana jacket, and Prada sunglasses. Yes, I know they might be fakes, but as someone that knows a thing or two about fashion, even those fakes are relatively costly. Why do these morons buy these items and then have no money for their bills and thus go on welfare. Stupid worthless beings. I shall send them promptly to Greenland along with the other morons.