You know you're Indian when...:-)

1. Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
2. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
3. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
4. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
5. You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
6. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors.
7. Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
8. Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
9. Your parents insist you marry within your race.
10. Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
11. When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
12. Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chang)
13. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
14. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
15. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
16. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
17. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
18. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. (Mine is Lolus lol...)
19. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
20. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
21. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old.
22. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
23. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.
24. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight .
25. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty."
26. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
27. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
28. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
29. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
30. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
31. When you have Taco Bell sauce stocked up in your glove compartment or pantry, or any other place where you can store sauce.
32. When there is a sale on toilet papers, you buy 100 rolls.
33. You talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
34. The stove top in your house is covered with aluminum foil.
35. You run to the store in your lungi (pajamas).
36. You are compelled to visit ever major city in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there "
37. The smoke detector goes off whenever you are cooking dinner.
38. You have postponed buying answering machine because the computer you are planning to buy six months later has in built answering machine.
39. You start spelling your name to the operator like R as in Rainbow, A as in apple , M as in monkey ...well you get the idea
    

Woot all very true lol