Random Thoughts XIX

Well I am back! Maybe...we will see how this goes :-) In the re-inaugural post, I shall begin continuing my Random Thoughts posts...enjoy!

1. So I got a colonoscopy today. After I woke up from being sedated, I was thoroughly confused as I have bandages over both of my arms where they would draw blood. I then look to the right, and I see a packet of papers with my signature on it that gave them permission to take vials of blood and tissue samples from my rectum for a research study. Ummm, when did this happen!? I have no recollection of this. How the hell are they going to ask permission to take pieces of my body and my blood while I am out of it. Tricksters...oh well I got some amazing juice and crackers afterward, so I was happy.

2. The other day I was at my aunt's house, and they brought by a bowl of fruit. They started serving it, and I started to yelp. The sound of the fork crunching through the exteriors of the fruit gave such a crunch that sent shivers to my very core. And you know what...they KEPT doing it. I was writhing in pain, yet they feigned that they did not understand and continued to crunch. They thought it was funny, and I am on to them. I saw them sliding that spoon around a few extra times just to take more joy in my misery.

3. I think if I could lose any sense I would lose my eye sight. I mean think about it. Nose and Taste go together, and plus I want to know if I am smelling bad, so I can fix it. Plus what is the point of eating if I can't taste it. If I wanted that life, I would just be plugged to an IV drip for everything. Deafness would lead me pretty much incapable of having any meaningful conversation with anyone. Touch...um No. Then there is eyes left...sure I love seeing, but I also have always fantasizing about being blind. I used to blindfold myself when I was little and pretend I was a blind old man living on the streets. I had an overactive imagination...and no friends lol.

4. So I am really confused why my professor's husband attends all our classes. He has no Phd, but rather is a retired construction site manager. He sits there in short shorts, a t-shirt, and a yellow head-band...I kid you not. It's not like he sits with us, he sits next to her and peers down upon us, and actively takes part of the lecturing. Half the time though, it ends up they start talking about her cataracts surgery or all the dogs she's had to put down, or how Abrahamn Lincoln wasn't an activitist President. Maybe this is common practice, and I have just been away from this type of academia for too long.

5. When I eat fries, I put ketchup in a cup and then pour pepper over the ketchup till I see no red. It's the best way to eat fries...no jokes...try it!

 6. So I am totally into rewards points and membership cards now. Red Mango, Barnes and Noble, Stubz cards, etc. Usually people forget about them, but I am up to the challenge. I am going to teach these companies a lesson. They can't take advantage of me so that I forget or don't go there enough to make it worth it. I shall show them.

7. I always thought my thumb and the muscles right below it (thenar muscles) were rather perky. They look like a nice piece of chicken. Sometimes my animal instincts try and get the best of me, and I yearn to just bite it....awkward...