Random Thoughts Part IX

1. So the home phone rings, and I go to pick it up. I say "Hello." The other person on the line says "Hello" back, and that is it. WTH, I do not know who the hell this is. Now there is an awkward 5 second pause of silence until I say something stupid, find out who this person is, find out I know them well, and look rude and impolite for the way I answered. Learn how to use a phone people, when you call someone introduce yourself. "Hello Areef, this is John." Come on now...

2. So I was driving this past weekend, and this person was in the far right lane. Randomly he cuts across three lanes of traffic and cuts me off. Anyway that knows my rage can imagine what I did. But the man then raised his hand and apologized. I quickly forgive him and went back to my old disposition. You cannot break the rules of saying thank you and sorry. I hate letting people in for them not to say thank you. There are several times I go in the next lane just so I can cut them off and make them pay for not saying thank you.

3. I was talking to a person at Bank about a policy. She referred me to "Number A" Some degree you have there lady, cannot even tell the difference between numbers and letters.

4. You know that song "You're So Vain." It always confuses me because it says that the the song is not about him, but it really is isn't it? So does that really make him vain, or just make the lady stupid?

5. Another update on the Snuggie. It is worse than I imagined. They have a new set of commercials out with pet snuggies, people dancing with their snuggies, going to the movies with the snuggies, and watching a game and doing the Wave with it. I cannot take it! I will defriend any person who buys this contraption.

6. I love going through carwashes. I turn my music volume all the way up and have a great time. I love going through the drying area too because the one I go to have ropes on the walls with little stuffed monkeys hanging on. One word: Amazing.

7. I hate that Wal-Mart commercial about going to school. What male in their right mind would want a room that looked like that. Thanks but no thanks Wal-Mart. Maybe I will hit you up if I am looking for a sex change.