1. So...I went to the movies yesterday, and I am sitting next to this girl. Do you know when you can feel staring at you? I keep trying to look over, and finally I see the girl next to me staring at me. Except her left eye is staring at me and her head is turned toward me. Her right eye, though, was turned to the screen watching the movie. I have never been so weirded out in my life. I am still shooken up by an hour and a half of this.
2. I hate the PSP. Remember back when Gameboys were in. People would play these games, except keep the volume up. Um, hello?! I am trying to watch TV. Why do you need to have the volume on? Does it make you feel better? Stupid fools...I thought it went away, but this damn PSP has brought back bad memories.
3. I was driving the other day on I-94 toward Chicago. I look over to the side of the road, and there is a girl squatting and pooping on the side of the road. Really? Could you not move ten feet behind you and find a bush. Do you really want to put yourself in a position where anyone can see your stuff? I mean normally I would not mind, but she was fat. FML.
4. You know when someone calls, and you miss it because you are in the shower. You come out and call them right away. Tell me why for some reason they do not answer the phone. You JUST called me, but 5 minutes later you cannot answer your phone. Bullshit. If you were in an important meeting, you would not leave to call, so obviously you are just incapable of doing things right.
5. Rosemary Foccacia. Absolutely delicious. Panera, once a week. JUST for the Rosemary Focaccia bread. When I order it now though, there is NO rosemary. They still call it the same thing, but just took off the rosemary! What kind of jip is that?! It was a sad day.
6. Ugh so the professor just assigned you readings to do at home. Sucks right? The most amazing thing in the world is though when you open the book, the actual book does not start till like page 4 or 5! AMAZING! I mean no one actually reads that Preface or Introduction garbage. I have no clue what happened to pages 1-4, or why they just disappeared from the book, but hey at least I do not have to read them.
7. So I really wanted to hang up on this secretary the other day. She is one of those people you just hope falls over dead in the next five minutes. When I went to go do it though, I realized stupid technology had caught up with me, and I now have a cordless phone. The whole process was just so much less gratifying. Yet again, another sad day.
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I recommend getting the old style telephones just so you can hang up on a person :D Also, I must defend the person in question on the phone, as here is a counter-scenario:
ReplyDelete-Person calls Areef
-Areef doesn't answer, areef in shower
-Person decides he/she smells, and needs a shower
-Areef calls back 5-10 mins later, feeling refreshed
-Person in shower, misses call b/c showers are AWESOME
See?
4. doesn't surprise me that it was Nick. He's just one of those people you can almost never count on answering the phone.
ReplyDelete6. I was just thinking that yesterday when I read an introduction with roman numerals. Those really stink.
7. Hilarious. I just had this feeling less than two hours ago.
1. I had a friend once who's dad was like that... the one blind eye that didn't move with the other one. It was rather creepy... lol I can only imagine what it's like to get "stared" at like that. You'd think that she would sit on an aisle seat, or something.
ReplyDelete2. At least they aren't playing Pokemon.
3. Oh wow. Please tell me you put that on FML.
5. I KNOW!!!!!! They stopped putting it on the bread in the Noblesvills location a while ago. I always ordered a Frontega Chicken Sandwich, and all the sudden, it's different. Panera is stuipd just because of that.
1. lmao! that's unfortunate for the girl, and scary as shit for you, but for anyone else that's hilarious. I really laughed out loud when i read that. i wish i had cool stories like that..
ReplyDelete2. Gameboys were so annoying.. me and nick used to always get in fights because one of us would be watching tv and the other would be playing gameboy with full volume (mind you this was like 2nd thru 5th grade or so) and for some reason, we would have to sit right by each other. not that we didn't have other chairs, we just naturally ended up sitting by each other.. we used to fight a lot haha